Dies, Damn Lies and DNA Tests
I have received two DNA sample for analysis from "El Tiemblo", the famous newspaper. The samples allegedly contain genetic material from one Mr. Adams Castillo, and one Mr. Hernando Diaz, and come from the international laboratory "Laboratorio Transmilenio, pruebas de embarazo y de paternidad", located in Chapinero, Columbia. A handwritten A4 result sheet accompanies the tubes, unfortunately I have been unable to decipher its contents, I've sent it to the lingustics and cryptanalysis departments of the Evil Corp(Tm) to see if anyone there has ever seen anything like it.
After generating the corresponding analysis, we have discovered that although there is a 99,9999999 probability of a blood link between the two samples, they are not of human origin and belong to a family of mutant rats that plunder the chapinerian underground.
I have received two DNA sample for analysis from "El Tiemblo", the famous newspaper. The samples allegedly contain genetic material from one Mr. Adams Castillo, and one Mr. Hernando Diaz, and come from the international laboratory "Laboratorio Transmilenio, pruebas de embarazo y de paternidad", located in Chapinero, Columbia. A handwritten A4 result sheet accompanies the tubes, unfortunately I have been unable to decipher its contents, I've sent it to the lingustics and cryptanalysis departments of the Evil Corp(Tm) to see if anyone there has ever seen anything like it.
After generating the corresponding analysis, we have discovered that although there is a 99,9999999 probability of a blood link between the two samples, they are not of human origin and belong to a family of mutant rats that plunder the chapinerian underground.
